I had this weird dream last night about Drew Barrymore. The point of view was reminiscent of how a movie is filmed because the focus was in third-person, it would pan between the two of us and the scenes cut and spliced together ( Read more... )

Rrrr! It's me favorite Pirate Hip-Hop group!!! Avast ye maties! Thar be some fine rhyming off the starboard side!


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Party anyone?When Khaliq is inebriated he likes to be extremely sociable as if he were the mayor of fucking the city. I have no problem with that. We'd rather have a friendly, happy drunk around than a mean, punch-someone-in-the-face drunk. But sometimes Khaliq lacks better judgment. Khaliq, in his drunken stupor/stupidity, jokingly invited a ( Read more... )

Man! Someone done took my damn can of 8-year old Spam that was sitting on my desk!

Who would do such a thing?

Perhaps I should be asking one of my Filipino co-workers...

Riot schmiot. Fuck that. We'd rather dance

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EDIT: A fitting follow-up to the Zombie-Tony picture.

I was rummaging through my work computer looking for crap to delete (because I'm about to ghost an image of the hard drive and don't want a 30 GB image) and I stumbled upon this picture of me that my friend Milly photoshopped a while back. It's a picture of me as a zombie. I've placed said photoshopped-photo behind the cut because it may actually ( Read more... )

AJ and I are going to be in our friend's wedding and he's making me and AJ wear zoot suits.

Like the one below that Mr. Sal Lopez is wearing.

Who is Sal Lopez?

I don't know but he likes to wear zoot suits a lot.

Can you call that "pimp"? I don't think so.


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There are other people trying to work as well. As soon as I restarted the terminal server (after applying firmware updates to the NIC and RAID controller) two people signed on. I sent them the following network message:


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Holy smokes. Commodore is back! And they are making PCs! PCs geared toward gaming dorks like myself, that is.

http://www.commodoregaming.com/pcshop/Splash.aspx

Man, I miss my VIC-20 and Commodore-64.