Pre-camp Thread: Meeting Daddy

[bakubakubaku]

[there is a young man moving somewhat clumsily through the woods, quite lost]

Hello? Is anyone out here?

[sob sob his life is pain]

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[bakibakibaki]

[lo, I hear a noise]

What? Who's there?

[bakubakubaku]

M-me? [footsteps moving in your direction] Are you lost, too?

[bakibakibaki]

Of course I'm not lost! I'm following this trail of gorilla tracks toward civilization. What are you doing over there?

[bakubakubaku]

The gorillas lead to civilization?

I-I'm. Uhm.