You know what kills me?
The fact that these people are right. I am totally Gryffindor. I mean, I compared my application to the sorting cheat sheet, and I practically am the perfect embodiment of Gryffindor. Okay, maybe not perfect but it's kind of scary.
My application is here, btw.
So, in retrospect, I think that it's kind of funny how I want Slytherin so badly, but I'm being placed in Gryffindor. So, I'm a Slytherdor? Um, well, that's what they're calling me. I'm not too disappointed, though, because Neville Longbottom was in Gryffindor and I ♥ him. Seriously, he's #2 on my Harry Potter: Boys To Fangirl Over list (which I just made up) and #1 on my Harry Potter: Then and Now; They've Changed But They're Still Bloody Adorable (which is, um, nonexistent except for in the realm of my mind and pretty much contains boys).
Really, what the fuck happened between Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban? And how did they come back looking so...um...well, let's just say that I don't feel like a creeper anymore. Which is funny, because they're older than me (but I'm ignoring that: hello, 11 year old draco, I could just pinch your cute little cheeks if I were sure that you wouldn't hex me. which i'm not).
Anywho, the jist is: I'm most likely going to be sorted into Gryffindor, Neville Longbottom has become eyecandy in my mind's eye, and I don't contain the guilt of a child molestor. What a day, right?
EDIT: Wait - wait. Is it possible to be a Gryffindor while you dislike Gryffindor itself (I'm sorry, but the Harry Potter books didn't paint as pretty a picture of Gryffindor as I'm sure they were meant to) and wear dark colors all the time? Sorry, but I see gold and red as gaudy. (I'M NOT HOUSE BASHING - OMFG, I HOPE NONE OF THE PEOPLE FROM THE COMMUNITY SEE THIS I PROMISE I'M NOT TRYING TO BE A BAD PERSON!)
So. I proclaim myself Slytherdor. Or Gryffin...in. If someone states that I'm Gryffindor, I'm going to correct the hell out of them. Something like, "Do you not see the banner? Slytherdor all the way, baby. Yeah, I realize that it's pretty much an oxymoron and that's why I rock it with style, yo. No, friend, you fail. Pshh, Gryffinin haters."
EDIT2: Oh, and I'm also probably one of the few Gryffindors who are amused/impressed by Death Eaters.
What I've concluded is while I don't want to be a lion, I am regardless, and it's stupid to sulk about it. I'll take what I can get. Even if I'm starting to feel suffocated.
God, I love this song. *sigh* Hey, Amanda, remember when I told you I have a Disney Mania cd? Well, this is the song that makes it worth it. Anywho, don't bash me because I bought it like...three or four years ago. Jeez.
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