How to be a good uncle:

[baldsug]

My brother explaining to my shy 2 year old nephew:
-"That's uncle Mike. Don't worry, he doesn't bite"

Me to my shy two year old nephew:
- "Yes I do, NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!!"

He's been attached to my side for 18 hours non-stop.

Comments

[electricrocket]

Really, biting is the only way to keep them in line. Well done, sir, well done.