In some strange American City, I normally ask cab drivers or hotel clerks or waitresses strange questions. What really interests me are local gun laws. Can I carry a concealed weapon and , if so under what circumstances? What is the waiting period for a Tommy Gun? Could I buy a Glock 17 if I were recently divorced or fired from my job? I have ( Read more... )

Me: Did you get your tree yet ( Read more... )

Lotion pumps fucking suck!!!!!! First it was just the big tubs of body lotion that were converted. Now our favorite moisturizers have all "gone pump." Where once I had only to flip the top, tilt, and squeeze for the perfecte dispensing, I now have to deal with a slew of annoyances. Among them: the dry and crusty gob that accompanies every ( Read more... )

Everything that you think you know about Jesus Christ is false. Yes....your mother force fed you John 3:16.....and there is nothing you can do to erase it from your mind....not even Will Smith can erase the massive amounts of religious propaganda that you have been marinating in since the time of your existance.....why you ask....why....well it is ( Read more... )

Another day of school ( Read more... )

I lay here on this pillow ( Read more... )

I lock the door to my house ( Read more... )

She says: "Why dont you live up to your first impression?"
He says: "My best side is your worst invention."
She thinks: "I can't live with out your affection."
He says: "Can't you live with out all of the attention?"

I saw a falling star for the first time tonight ( Read more... )

1. I miss Jim...he is my sanity....if im left brained...he is the right ( Read more... )