Could it be it's been nearly two months since my last blogizzle!??

It has! Honestly.... you got me to shut up for two whole months. But really, I give the credit to myself. But for those of you who kept me so busy... I must share the credit with you. You know who you are.... and I want to thank you for making sure my daily planner looked like it ( Read more... )

 BaliShrewsberry:  hey ho
CaraBelle2:  hey slut
BaliShrewsberry:  ooo
BaliShrewsberry:  nastay
CaraBelle2:  hahaha
CaraBelle2:  And...ironic.
BaliShrewsberry:  it is
BaliShrewsberry:  But I could be a closet slut
CaraBelle2:  just like a black fly in your chardonnay.
CaraBelle2:  Which is also ironic.
BaliShrewsberry:  that isn't ironic....it just sucks
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Your Chances of Being a Multimillionaire: 72%
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Your Love Element Is Metal
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This week will go down in history as one of the most boring weeks I've ever lived through. Naturally..we can't blame anyone but ourselves for our own boredom. I can assure you...there's plenty I could have done. Learn how to knit, read Bill Clinton's autobiography, cleaned every floor in the house, give my dog a haircut, teach myself a Jethro Tull ( Read more... )

Broadway Quiz Name 10 of your favorite Broadway plays 1.: The Producers 2.: Spamalot 3.: The Phantom of the Opera 4.: ( Read more... )

Well one more show down. Despite me complaining about the bad script and such of Love, Sex and the IRS, the audiences really loved the show. My mom even came today and said, "I was waiting for it to suck but it was just laughter from beginning to end." So I dunno. It's no great piece of theater but it gets cheap laughs. I guess I'm at a place ( Read more... )

(Taken from MySpace blog, June 22nd)

Under my People I Want to Meet section of MySpace I wrote: A chimp who'll hug me alot and Alan Cumming.

When I was in 5th or 6th grade I got my picture taken with a chimp on my shoulders and I remembered his furry hand clasping gently underneath my face. So I've come close to the chimp thing except I actually ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen the Martha Stewart Show opening theme song? If you haven't...you need to. It's Martha: the charming, sophisticated yet kooky, playful and adventurous modern woman with a heart of gold, a sharp wit that certainly no cue card could ever offer, and the shadow of the ex-prisoner she once was, who compared herself with the likes of ( Read more... )

(stands up)

"Hi. My name is Bonnie and I'm an addict. Of everything."

Here's what I'm thinking:

Why isn't there a 12 step program for people addicted to food? And DON'T interrupt me! I know what you're going to say. "Bonnie, there is one. It's called Overeater's Anonymous." Touche. But, I'm not an overeater, however, I'd say I'm addicted to food. I ( Read more... )