[GJ Retcon strikeouts: This is all just a reference of scratched events, so skip it]

Stupid metal-winged bird boy. Cookies are good, though.

Um, so... if it's a 'squitten', does that mean it grows up to be a 'squat'? Maybe I should just hope they don't turn into anything wierder.

Um. Nothing happening. Really boring. Didn't get to blow up Wind, either.

[GJ retcon: This isn't all that important, but it did come off of discussions and scratched events on GJ, so I'm just going to drop it.]

Ha! They make special toilets for dogs!!

[GJ Retcon edits: All of this was GJ stuff and has now been scratched from the timeline.]

I think Eva might be in a very very bad mess, but I dunno what to do about that if I could do anything. She was crying. I told her it was ok, because I'm waterproof, but I dunno if she believed me.

[More GJ strikeout, this references scratched events]

Note: Real girls don't have tentacles.

[More GJ retcon strikeouts here]

Um, ok. Had pancakes. Looked around the Nexus. Got hit in the head with a sparkly and given a free funny drink that made me disappear.

What did I learn today? Invisibility potions are purple and taste like bubblegum and fruit punch.

And make you invisible.

[More of the huge GJ strikeout retcons here]

Got to talk to Skuld in the Hub instead of at Cole's. Maybe I should try to go there more often but I still have to be careful nobody notices and Punk would wonder if I was gone for too long and then tell Enker and I don't want to be in trouble.

((Events scratched in the Great GJ Retcons, strike out text kept only for reference))

Ok. Scary tentai girl. If I see her again, I think I'll keep my armor on. Y'know, just in case she sprouts tentacles or something.

Fireworks! YAY! :D