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[balladking]

I've come to the not so shocking realization that I'm just not good at online journals. Some have journals that are so clever, interesting, and funny! Mine, frankly, is quite a bore. No wonder I have such a very small readership! Well, not that I'd consider you small, Bob...you're of course larger than life. However, even if I count you as

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[mastershake42]

Kyle!

I honestly cannot believe I am hearing this from you. You, who got me into the business of online journaling in the first place! Remember when you suggested it at Borders, and I said I'll do it sometime, and then later suggested we could set it up at your house, and you got kind of excited and said you were thinking that but didn't want to bother me? Oh Kyle.

You just have to voice some more of those thoughts I know you have that are incredibly interesting. Even the weird ones, who cares? I used to think that I should only update when something interesting happened in my life, but I rectified that little idea with the phrase "fuck that."

I have several people who seem to read my journal, but that's because among those who tread the dangerous and choppy waters of college, it's somewhat "chic" to have a journal, and so I have asked them, and they said "Why yes, sir or madam, I do indeed happen to engage in the e-journaling" (Bob 4:12).

So anyway Kyle, feel not down, sir! Rest assured I find your journal interesting.

[balladking]

Thank you much, Bob! By the way, I'd like to read a copy of the book of Bob.

[mastershake42]

Rest assured, as soon as I write it, you will be the first person to pore over its contents. So far I've only got that one line (which I arbitrarily placed in 4:12) and a few other select words of wisdom (those which help with one's spiritual transcendence may even be referred to as "Parcel's Pearls"). For instance:

Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed "car suck").
2. Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!"
3. The probability of a Frisbee hitting something is directly proportional to the cost of hitting it. For instance, a Frisbee will always head directly towards a policeman or a little old lady rather than the beat up Chevy.
4. Your best throw happens when no one is atching; when the cute girl you've been trying to impress is watching, the Frisbee will invariably bounce out of your hand or hit you in the head and knock you silly.

[balladking]

Hah, that's excellent. I look forward to more!