The pharmacy heart ache!

[ballcrusherrox]

Alright, so heres a hypothetical situation. Allegra-D (and its not me so don't think it is) is madly in love with Afrin-No-Drip, and they get into a relationship. THree months into the fairytale barffyness, Afrin-No-Drip breaks Allegra-D's heart with a sexy cold pill. Allegra-D kicks Afrin-No-Drip's balls back up into his crotch with really spiky

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[anonymous]

Boy, do I love you. Let's get married and roll in the azaela bushes. ^__^ Till baby-hungry dingo do us part. Afrin-No-Drip had it comming, gee I feel a song coming on..*the lights dim and the audience goes wild* HE HAD IT COMMING. HE HAD IT COMMING, HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME. I DIDN'T DO IT, BUT IF I DONE IT. OH COULD YOU TELL ME THAT I WAS WRONG!!

~Top Hat Condom

[anonymous]

damn i love you
~the crazy one you called today, and told about this