greatest thing i've read in awhile

[ballerinababii]

"Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial

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[xo_tori_xo]

haha, i was laughing for so long!

anyway, fun day today :)

[ballerinababii]

o, major...those starwberries were huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

and i actually kinda like that shirt that i felt i had to buy in order to not make you look like a complete moron

you know i loooooooooove you

[nvrknwsbest]

wow, you just find this now? its only been out for about 3 years

they also have it for mr. T and vin diesel

[ballerinababii]

no shit...now i'm excited

[wilddreamer106]

not you too with the chuck norris jokes...what is this?

[ballerinababii]

i got it from joe's profile...let's all blame him =)