1. Name: Valerie ( Read more... )

Something else beyond hilarious."Another thing that got forgotten was the fact that against all probability a sperm whale had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet. And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with ( Read more... )

Something of this hilarity must be shared with the world."The babel fish is small yellow and leachlike, and probably the oldest thing in the Universe ...The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear ( Read more... )

Well, I've edited my Bananafish essay close to forty times, and I still amd not anywhere near satisfied with it. Arg. I can't even meet my own requirements - how the hell am I going to meet Murphree's ?

If anyone cares, THIS is my place of writing. Just writing - no daily ramblings or quizzes or surveys ... Whatever.

I had an epiphany.
2. How ( Read more... )

Sometimes things are just so funny you cannot hold them back ( Read more... )

I wouldn't have it any other way.
HE GETS A ROAW AND A HALF.


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I love dragons and I love the Pern series. This is amazing ... I think I have to post them all. (In the order I got them of course, gotta love selectsmart quizzes. Oddly enough that order is also their ranking from best to worst ... hah.) =D


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Stolen from Miss Regier ( Read more... )

... I never knew the writer wrote, but the words hit me where no one knows ( Read more... )

Dan: You mean it's not 1967?!? I'VE GONE FORWARD IN TIME !