Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet (for evaporate)
For: evaporate
Title: Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet or: all of God's lambs chase the dragon's tail sometimes.
Pairing/characters: Kite/Rin primarily. Varied cast of characters.
Rating: R for language and adult situations.
Warning (if any): Abuse and mishandling of Japanese suffixes, pronouns and terms of endearment. Liberal and blatant 'sampling' of movie quotes. Startling abundance of Americanisms. Total disregard of Japanese law, justice system, housing and neighborhood situation and educational system. Exaggeration and bastardization of fanon characterizations. Repeated, ridiculous and pointless description, misrepresentation of Christianity, organized crime and individuals with mental and developmental handicaps. Lolita-complexes of the homosexual variety, pseudo-Kpop-songfic, pimpshoes, improper use of firearms, gangland dramatics and clichéd, unbelievably happy endings.
Summary: Kite goes undercover to protect the Christian son of the prosecution's star witness. He is, however, completely ill-prepared for the boy who works so hard to secure his attention and - ultimately - his affection.
Notes (if any): evaporate, I do so hope that you enjoy this story. I knew absolutely nothing about the crossover requests you listed, so I did the best I could with my limited knowledge and propensity for very, very bad soap opera. There's no cancer, but there is yet another genetic disorder, which is almost as good. Try as I might, I could not seem to work in a mention of orbs of any kind and, for that, I apologize profusely. To my ever-helpful, thoughtful, insightful beta: thank you for being willing to act as the right side of my brain. I always appreciate you.
For Charlotte: Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet
Title: Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet or: all of God's lambs chase the dragon's tail sometimes.
Pairing/characters: Kite/Rin primarily. Varied cast of characters.
Rating: R for language and adult situations.
Warning (if any): Abuse and mishandling of Japanese suffixes, pronouns and terms of endearment. Liberal and blatant 'sampling' of movie quotes. Startling abundance of Americanisms. Total disregard of Japanese law, justice system, housing and neighborhood situation and educational system. Exaggeration and bastardization of fanon characterizations. Repeated, ridiculous and pointless description, misrepresentation of Christianity, organized crime and individuals with mental and developmental handicaps. Lolita-complexes of the homosexual variety, pseudo-Kpop-songfic, pimpshoes, improper use of firearms, gangland dramatics and clichéd, unbelievably happy endings.
Summary: Kite goes undercover to protect the Christian son of the prosecution's star witness. He is, however, completely ill-prepared for the boy who works so hard to secure his attention and - ultimately - his affection.
Notes (if any): evaporate, I do so hope that you enjoy this story. I knew absolutely nothing about the crossover requests you listed, so I did the best I could with my limited knowledge and propensity for very, very bad soap opera. There's no cancer, but there is yet another genetic disorder, which is almost as good. Try as I might, I could not seem to work in a mention of orbs of any kind and, for that, I apologize profusely. To my ever-helpful, thoughtful, insightful beta: thank you for being willing to act as the right side of my brain. I always appreciate you.
For Charlotte: Learning to Fall for the Teacher's Pet