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[ballsackery]

So I was supposed to pick up Allison for work tonight, because there's death snow weather outside, and she doesn't like to drive in the snow, and I do.  But I totally fell asleep and now it's too late.  I make a serious effort to be the places I say I'm going to be, to do the things I say I'm going to do.  It just really pisses me off when I fuck

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[gloves_dont_fit]

Hon, just tell everyone you got stuck in the snow or Montezuma's Revenge. Both of those excuses work for me, even in Spring.

[snapcracklepopn]

Its okay, you can make it up to her, next time pick her up in a motorcycle with a sidecar. some crazy ass pimp shit like that