Five Things Meme

[ballwrangler]

Baaaaaaa.

Okay, jumping on the Five Things Meme bandwagon. I play Kuzco, Tatsuha, Ryo, and Kaitani Riku.

HIT ME-wrongnameforthat |D

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[ballwrangler]

I AM GOING TO ASSUME RIDING IS THE EQUIVALENT OF TOPPING because otherwise I'm just going to end up listing sexual positions.

Five Ways to Ride/Top a Cowboy:
1) Talking while maintaining physical contact. Odds are, he won't move away because he'll look like a pansy, you'll both be totally aware of it but pretend you're not, and inwardly he's probably enjoying it.
2) Walling. Cowboys never expect the wall.
3) Talk about riding with sexual connotations scattered throughout. Odds are, he'll get it, he'll just pretend he doesn't until you invite him up to your room.
4) Straddle his hips, take his hat, put on his hat, give look of superiority. Literally just. Jump on him and cling to his back.
5) Tell him to get on the bed and shut up, then mount.

... Oh wait I ended up listing sexual positions anyway. THESE MADE NO SENSE AND I THINK I NEED MORE SODA BEFORE I EVEN ATTEMPT THE LLAMA ONE.

[graspingnittles]

Five Bad Poem Lines:
1) "Your ass is like two sweet peaches, ready to be plucked."
2) "You're my world, my light, my dreams, my sexual fantasies."
3) "There are chains on my heart that can't be unlocked.
The only key that will free me is your cock."
4) "I pray that you'll fall into my lap someday like a gift from God, because Buddha doesn't deliver gifts like that."
5) "So let me grasper your nittles."

... Yeah, this is why Eiri's the writer.

[mopsnbrooms]

Five things Riku would sacrifice for Kid's love a blowjob from Tetsuma the team

Five favorite things Ryo likes to do with kids

[ballwrangler]

TETSUMA-SAN DOES NOT GO THERE for me at least