Transformers 3 - Dark of the Moon

Jul 10, 2011 21:24

So I just went and watched TF 3 - and against my expectations, I had fun.
Lots of fun.

And now I finally know where Optimus' trailer goes when he transforms. He doesn't like to share his toys so he always has them close by - to just drop them in the next moment, once th fight is over. Oh well...

The first part of the movie is... well, almost useless.
We get a few plot points in standard TF 2 manner (dirty jokes and situations, here we come...), family Witwicky is useless as ever but worth a tired laugh or two, Michaela is a blonde now, named Carly and even more useless than in the previous movie (Feminists, beware!) and the Autobots somehow lost at least six of their own without noticing or caring (I'm prety sure they offed Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber themselves, but that's only my opinion.)
Sam doesn't know what to do with his life, the actor doesn't know what to make of his character, we learn that Sideswipe is still badass, Dino (why is he called Mirage as well? Oh, that's why... Comics, backstory, yadda, yadda. But still, Mirage was always the aloof one and now...) is Sunstreaker in disguise and also badass, we have Que... who is actually Wheeljack in disguise and really, modeling him after Einstein is NOT that funny, guys and Wheelie has grown up, grown on me and got himself a little friend that gave me the creeps at first sight and grew on me later on.

Now to the important (and interesting) bits of the first part:
We all knew if would happen

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