happy birthday to me.

[bamboocactus]

it's great because i'm STILL older than all of you.

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[ladeedahblah720]

and this is great because?

[bamboocactus]

you'll understand when you're older, little girl.

[ladeedahblah720]

the flaw in your comment is that you're equating intelligence to age, which just isn't true.
plus, don't girls mature faster than guys? so therefore logically my mental state is just about equal to yours?

[bamboocactus]

No, actually I'm answering your question by saying that the great thing is that I can outright condescend you. Then again, I can do that anyway. Oh snap. You WISH your mental state was equal to mine.

[pippinswhiskey]

Happy late birthday justin!! did you ever get my text to you on your actual birthday?