Oh the joys of marriage and other things

[bamfbercow]

Upon my arrival back from a Speaker's business trip, my wife's reaction was to rejoice at not having to drive our darling children everywhere.

It is so good to be back home where I am so dearly loved, even to the point of having t-shirts made about me.

I need a drink...

Comments

Tele-twitter

[therealpm]

@JBercow: Finished sulking yet?

Re: Tele-twitter

[bamfbercow]

I was not sulking!

None of your business.

Re: Tele-twitter

[therealpm]

Of course not, devoting an entire post to complaining about articles in The Mail, of all publications, is entirely rational and level headed. It's not like The Mail is often derided, mocked, or condemned by widely adored public figures for its utter lack of anything resembling journalistic integrity.

I don't believe I've ever let that stop me before.

Re: Tele-twitter

[bamfbercow]

You always have an answer for absolutely everything, don't you?

And I doubt you ever will.

Re: Tele-twitter

[therealpm]

Naturally.

My qustion remains. Have you finished sulking, or is this bottle going to remain unopened?

Re: Tele-twitter

[bamfbercow]

...yes I've finished sulking.

Re: Tele-twitter

[therealpm]

Good.

*opens bottle and pours drinks*

To Tory backbenchers, long may they remin irrelevant.

Re: Tele-twitter

[bamfbercow]

Cheers!

*Drink*

You really do have a way with the words.

Re: Tele-twitter

[therealpm]

Being able to spell them certainly helps.

Is that a somewhat unsubtle hint for assistance with your speech?

Re: Tele-twitter

[bamfbercow]

...If it is then I assure you it was done unintentionally.

I think I need another drink.

Re: Tele-twitter

[therealpm]

Indeed, however, whilst manipulating your mind into imagining this meeting has been a somewhat gratifying vindication for The Machine, it is also somewhat tiring. Good day to you.

[Tele-twitter session ended]

Re: Tele-twitter

[bamfbercow]

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Another drink, John, that's what you need. Another drink....