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[bammabride]

Holiday Eating Tips

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table

knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave

immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt

scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than

Comments

[adr0ck]

The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other
people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

funny!!!!

[bammabride]

That one made me laugh out loud.

[adr0ck]

what are you guys doing for christmas? i mean, are you traveling?

[bammabride]

no, everyone's coming here... mom, brother, s-i-l, nephew & grandma. it'll be a FULL house, but i'm excited!! and you?

[adr0ck]

we're just doing christmas at home.

yours sounds exciting! i L-O-V-E big family things.

[amymich]

That's great! Where did you get it?

[bammabride]

I got it on email and tought it was too funny not to share.

[worthy1]

that was awesome! very funny! i'm definitely sharing that!

[creamofwheat]

Ha...a mashed potato volcano. Classic!

I will see you at the buffet. :-)