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A girl died in 1933 by a homicide murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "WHICH POWER RANGER ARE YOU? YOU ARE THE PINK RANGER. WHICH RESCUE RANGER ARE YOU? WHO WANTS TO SLEEP WITH YOU? JOHNNY DEPP. WHICH TYPE OF STOOL ARE YOU?" and so on as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet ( Read more... )

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Super Mario Star Music Plays
I'm done, I think I won

Will is ribbed ( Read more... )

You wake up and you realize you've just slept 15 hours. Why? You realize that those ulcers and pains, that panic you had given yourself from stress. Your body shut down. No more it said. It would not allow you to make yourself any more ill. You spend the rest of the day slowly returning to consiousness and it all begins to come to you. It ( Read more... )

"first with your hands, then with your mouth ( Read more... )

Drunk ( Read more... )

I just fell off a ten foot overhang ( Read more... )