How THE FUCK have Will Young's 'Leave Right Now' and Robbie Williams' 'Angels' recieved nominations for best song of the last 25 years, alongside Joy Division, Kate Bush and Queen? Proof (if any were needed) what an utter travesty awards ceremonies are.

Fuck me i'm wasted. Sleep deprivation is not good kiddies. Forgetting to go to bed is neither big nor clever. It does however have the most sublime aroma, like water lillies floating on the fart of a particularly radiant angel, who's strich dieting regieme over the previous week had been nothing but strawberries and cream ( Read more... )

What an utterly fantastic couple of weeks. Lots and lots of gigs. Lots. The highlights include ( Read more... )

1) Take the sausage firmly in your hand ( Read more... )

Finally got my new cash card and PIN number, so I can start spending cash again! Hurrah! So I went clothes shopping for the first time in many a year and acquired this:


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What a waste of a Saturday. Just been sitting around drinking beer and coffee whilst attempting to comprehend the inner workings of the physics of the electronics of vented loudspeakers. For example:


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Right, must start making preperations for the union hallowe'en party at the union tonight. What with the expense of fabric nowadays i intend to go as Adam. From the Bible. All i need is a leaf to preserve my dignity and some tape to stick it on. Now that's what you call resourcefullness! I should manage a National Trust gift shop ( Read more... )

Well what an interesting couple of weeks.

The characters i've met have included a homeless guy called Bud, a gay black man called Miles, a Spanish speaking cabbie, a Salfordian who paid for my taxi fare, Tuesday Tony, some fellow named Paul who insisted on feeling up jenbens the list goes on...

Have succeeded in finally doing some work, which is a fair ( Read more... )

Urgh, there's remnants of ash all over my cock on account of ramming the contents of an ashtray down my foreskin. And there's urinal cake all over my top. And in my hair. And in my mouth. And there's Jay's wee over my shoes. And the smell of his cock on my hand.

Tuesday: School Disco at the SU. Jolly good laugh.

Wednesday: Football. We won 2-0

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Been a decent couple of days filled with musical goodness and jovial tom-boozery. Although highly frustrating at times. A bit of a shindig at Leanne's on Friday night was rather pleasant and equally rather hazy. Drank cider and wine, ate spaghetti cooked in vodka and watched porn. Slept in till 4.30 on Saturday though and had to rush around tidying ( Read more... )