Somehow i've managed to survive 21 years on this world. Fucked if I know how, mind. So doing as all good boys do, I headed out into town at around 2 yesterday with the intention of riding home in an ambulance. Had a nice pint and cigar with Dan and Lucy to begin with, sitting outside in the glorious sunshine. Then a bit of munch and boozery in ( Read more... )

Well. That was rather splendiferous ( Read more... )

There's just something underhand about bars that take cards. They're fully aware that you're going to be pissed up to your eyeballs, and being the stupid drunken wreck you are you hand over the debit card to pay for those three Havana cigars, five beers and a bottle of champagne. And to top it off the sorts of places that sell all these things ( Read more... )

If it's not breaking something it's another unnecessary injury. Who woulda thought that wandering around naked in my own house at 2 am would result in the insertation of numerous shattered shards of broken glass deep within the soft exposed part of my foot. And to top it all off, the alcohol consumption has resulted in lessened prevention of blood ( Read more... )

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Well, what an interesting day yesterday was ( Read more... )

Woke up this morning feeling abso-fucking-lutely great. Although I had the oddest dream. I was some dude's pet. And a John Smiths can. I didn't really get it. Ach well, never mind. Well, I was feeling superb, but then i walked into the wall and my toe started spewing pus onto the carpet. Solution: rub it in 'till it's so spread out it can't really ( Read more... )

Urgh, time for work.

Need to head to the train station first though to pick up ma train tickets for the Birmingham meet thingy ma-wotsit, otherwise I could still be asleep dammit! Oh well. Need to do something about that pile of socks in the corner too... I swear they're evolving.

Just spilt beer over my 3 week old GBA!!! Let us take a moment of silence.

Now that that's done, I need another beer.