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Grow
It took me about an hour to beat.
If you, like me, are a dork and have no life, beat it and let me know how long it took you.
Went to central coast for weekend. Regional champions. Fuck yes.
surveys
the Provacateur
(66% dark, 26% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore,
your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got
a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get
you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in
the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right?
While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is
unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest:
The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 91% on darkness
You scored higher than 4% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 55% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.
Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the
asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick,
twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other
Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 45% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 66% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 76% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Risk:
44% NUCLEAR
66% BIOLOGICAL
38% CONVENTIONAL
Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.
Some quick advice follows:
TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
������- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs
������- Avoid extremely large sporting events
������- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities
TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:
������- Avoid buses and subways
������- Avoid suspicious people
������- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups
������- Avoid exploding bombs
TO REDUCE BIO RISK:
- Avoid contact with other people
- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat
������- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)
������- Avoid drinking tap water
This test sponsored by Dasani.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 48% on nuclear
You scored higher than 79% on biological
You scored higher than 65% on conventional
Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
I was bored?
It took me about an hour to beat.
If you, like me, are a dork and have no life, beat it and let me know how long it took you.
Went to central coast for weekend. Regional champions. Fuck yes.
surveys
the Provacateur
(66% dark, 26% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore,
your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got
a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get
you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in
the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right?
While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is
unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my latest:
The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 91% on darkness
You scored higher than 4% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 55% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General.
Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the
asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick,
twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other
Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.
Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.
- new test, it rules, take it -
The Terrorism Test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 45% on brainwashworthy
You scored higher than 66% on antitolerant
You scored higher than 76% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
Risk:
44% NUCLEAR
66% BIOLOGICAL
38% CONVENTIONAL
Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.
Some quick advice follows:
TO REDUCE CHANCE OF NUCLEAR ATTACK
������- Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs
������- Avoid extremely large sporting events
������- Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities
TO REDUCE CONVENTIONAL DEATH ODDS:
������- Avoid buses and subways
������- Avoid suspicious people
������- Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups
������- Avoid exploding bombs
TO REDUCE BIO RISK:
- Avoid contact with other people
- Own a shack in the woods - or a cool boat
������- Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)
������- Avoid drinking tap water
This test sponsored by Dasani.
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 48% on nuclear
You scored higher than 79% on biological
You scored higher than 65% on conventional
Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid
I was bored?