{ ooc: 1,000 + shameless self-indulgence of the hopefully informative kind.

[ban_set_turkiye]

Really shouldn't be doing this in lieu of more productive endeavors right now, but hey, I work well under pressure! I eat deadlines for breakfast! I--! ...

✗ SO THEN:My dear has capped 1,000+ comments (!!!); in the spirit of a few multi-fandom RPs I'm acquainted with, I decided to 'celebrate' by pimping out Turkiye info like it's 1999, and

Comments

[chairman_yao]

Wooooo! Congrats! You and your Turkiye are seriously awesome.

*throws confetti and Asure and goats or whatever is appropriate in this situation*

How crazy is it that Cyprus is now in the mix? HOSHI-! Panda's Mediterranean Dunes 90210 fanfiction just got a whole lot more epic.

Quick question: am I dumb? Has this Christmas Special everyone is always talking about, has that been translated somewhere? Or is this yet another reason for me to pull-an-Arthur and off myself for not knowing Japanese?

[ban_set_turkiye]

I ADMIT MOST OF MY COMMENTING AS TURKIYE IS DONE WHEN I'M HALF-ASLEEP. Seriously, a good portion. I ought to be ashamed. But thank you, and really, I'm really, really happy you're China. :D :D You're too good.

I CAN'T BELIEVE CYPRUS SHOWED UP -- I love that he's the Turkish side, dear God, talk about flammable subject matter right there. XD Panda, are you getting all this?! Spurned lovers!!

No, it... D: Has not been translated. PUT THE PILLS ASIDE, China's not in it (that I remember), and it's so unbelievably long that it's slow gleaning what afflicts them the awesome from it. BUT the pictures scattered throughout are awesome and amazing and NSFW! Here's the link!

[chairman_yao]

Oooooh! So the Christmas special is The One With the Infamous Crotch-Puppy. The pill-popping will have to wait.

Rest assured Panda's heavy-handed purple prose is coming along quite well. Bosom's are heaved, wrestlers are oiled and everyone falls in love with a Panda-shaped Mary Sue. Clearly, the finest writer of our time - to also occupy a space on the endangered species list.

[ihasachezburger]

*crais forever* There's only one small pic of shirtless Alfred in it.

And oh wow, Arthur's become a meme. Heheheh~

[tomateoptimista]

dude, 1,000? you are always made of win and always will be.
...TAPAS AFTER WORK.

[ban_set_turkiye]

My ego's going to feature in the Macy's Day Parade. WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT BANANA --

And a sangria. :D ... WHICH I HAVE NEVER HAD BEFORE BUT I HEAR THEY'RE HEAVENLY.

[tomateoptimista]

IT WILL BE IMPRESSIVE AND SHOCKING!..and floaty? ... *banana poke*

oh man....sangria can be PRETTY. *adds it as Antonio's party beverage*

[karpusi]

Hope I'm meeting your standards as your serious Juxtoposy, o perfumey one :P

HOLY SHIT CYPRUS LIKES TURKEY? Shit is going DOWN if he's on this DR X"D;;

[ban_set_turkiye]

Standards, what are these standards. MY PREFERENCES ARE NOT INHIBITED BY SUCH THINGS AS... 'STANDARDS.' You're lovely. :D We ought to clash more!

HE LOOKS LIKE A RATHER DIM-WITTED, UNASSUMING YOUNGER KID. ... If that -- eases the pain at all.

[karpusi]

Your standards ARE inhibited by perfume and asure!!! (though I think for the lulz they should bond STRICTLY only with felafels...)

Euthanasia~!

[ban_set_turkiye]

They dull my senses and then I'm just a happy vegetable. ... 8D (THEY START CRYING, IT'S SO GOOD. THEY HOLD EACH OTHER AND TELL EACH OTHER HOW MUCH THEY MISSED EATING TOGETHER. THEY SMILE AND CRAM MORE FALAFEL INTO THEIR MOUTHS. And suddenly-! It's gone! ... And they hate each other for being the person to just up and take the last piece like that. I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT. SERIOUSLY.)

Junkies!

[basnyn]

1000 comments~~ WOOO! CONGRADS! POTATOES AND HULKIYE. (I resist the urge to post the picture. Again.)

Egypt does love his Turkiye, but no doubt, out of the fact that he secretly adores the abuse. No pain, no gain. But now he's half determined to make Japan hate him.

"Would you like to buy a pot?" <- once a great culture, now reduced to pot pedaling. Pot *SNERK*

[chairman_yao]

Just so you know, I can sell anyone the exact same pot, at a major discount - made by kids! Sweatshops FTW Aww isn't that cute?

[basnyn]

My pots will give you everything you've ever wanted!

Your pots are made of pain and sadness!

[chairman_yao]

Pain, sadness and rare hazardous materials that you can't even find anymore! Keep your magic pots you witch, mine glow in the dark and cure unsightly hair problems - by making all that unsightly hair fall out!

[world_roof]

I LOVE Mor ve Ötesi ! With Deli also being my favorite of their songs. Their music video is crazy and a little creepy but still cool.
Oh and congrats on the comments. You rock as Turkiye by the way! And you've heard it before, but I love your 'accent'.

Aaaah~~ *fans self*

[ban_set_turkiye]

DUDE THE DUDE IS HOT, RIGHT?! Also, this makes you cool in my book. Which totally exists and is a best-seller. THE 'ACCENT' IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE but I'm glad it's -- not an impediment or anything. XD