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Ok! Finally, I'm going to explain my most recent cryptic one line entries.
Alright. I'm going to First past each sentence, then explain it.
Then, I'll speak more about my break!
" So I'm going to jail today."
My cousin, is seeing an older guy, he's 28. He's also in Jail, she's 17. Well you can't visit someone in jail in VA unless you're 18. OR you have a family member with you who is over 18. So, I was volunteered by my aunt to go.
"It's really creepy when you go to answer the phone, and the caller ID says "US Government.""
I was at my uncle's house. He called from his office. - he works for the US Government.
"Well that was quite unexpected..."
Alright, picture this, I wake up. I go downstairs, thanksgiving morning, my aunt asks me to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things. I say sure. So at this point i was wearing blue and white shorts. and i threw on a black and red hoody. Then I grabbed my white shoes at the door. So naturally, I'm not looking all too attractive. - I also didn't brush my teeth, do mouthwash, dix my hair, or use any deodarant or body spray. - So then, I went to Shoppers (it's like an Albertsons) and I grabbed what I needed, and was standing in the check out line. Well, I was making eyes with this guy two lines down, and DAAAAAAMN he was HOTTTTTT. Majorly out of my league, especially how i was currently looking. And well, then he turned and walked down some isle, so i figured that was it, well then, I a few minutes later this women was like "there's a piece of paper in your hood" and i was like "i'm sorry?" and she said "here" and she grabbed the piece of paper from my hood. it had a phone number written, the name Kenny and a winky face. i was like "how did he do that?!" and i was like "WHY DID HE DO THAT?! I look like crap!" - And so i hopped into my uncle's explorer and stopped at Starbucks to get people their drinks. In the drive thru btw, and I get the drinks and i'm about to leave and the guy was like "you want your receipt?" and i was like "oh no thanks." and he was like "that wasn't a question." and i was like "i'm sorry" and he's like "you want your receipt" and i was like "... ok, can i have my receipt?" and he gave it to me, folded in half, and on the back was his name and number. And i was thinking "WTF? I look like shit and i get 2 numbers in less than 5 mins, when i try to look nice i'd be lucky to get one." - So that was a good thanksgiving day.
"This week, has REALLY made me reconsider some things."
My cousin is 15, and me and him got to spend a lot of time together, so that was awesome, and exciting. And well, I thought it was a lot of fun to be the "big brother" to my cousin. Soooo I've decided that this summer I'm gonna look into being a "Big Brother" for the YMCA. - b/c I think it too would be a lot of fun.
And so Wednesday I got to see my big Josh at Tyson's Corner Center for lunch, and some browsing of the mall.
Thanksgiving was nice, and I arrived safely back into Morgantown yesterday to spend the weekend with Steve.
And look for a friends only entry soon. It'll be me ranting & raving about the my last night.
Alright. I'm going to First past each sentence, then explain it.
Then, I'll speak more about my break!
" So I'm going to jail today."
My cousin, is seeing an older guy, he's 28. He's also in Jail, she's 17. Well you can't visit someone in jail in VA unless you're 18. OR you have a family member with you who is over 18. So, I was volunteered by my aunt to go.
"It's really creepy when you go to answer the phone, and the caller ID says "US Government.""
I was at my uncle's house. He called from his office. - he works for the US Government.
"Well that was quite unexpected..."
Alright, picture this, I wake up. I go downstairs, thanksgiving morning, my aunt asks me to go to the grocery store to pick up a few things. I say sure. So at this point i was wearing blue and white shorts. and i threw on a black and red hoody. Then I grabbed my white shoes at the door. So naturally, I'm not looking all too attractive. - I also didn't brush my teeth, do mouthwash, dix my hair, or use any deodarant or body spray. - So then, I went to Shoppers (it's like an Albertsons) and I grabbed what I needed, and was standing in the check out line. Well, I was making eyes with this guy two lines down, and DAAAAAAMN he was HOTTTTTT. Majorly out of my league, especially how i was currently looking. And well, then he turned and walked down some isle, so i figured that was it, well then, I a few minutes later this women was like "there's a piece of paper in your hood" and i was like "i'm sorry?" and she said "here" and she grabbed the piece of paper from my hood. it had a phone number written, the name Kenny and a winky face. i was like "how did he do that?!" and i was like "WHY DID HE DO THAT?! I look like crap!" - And so i hopped into my uncle's explorer and stopped at Starbucks to get people their drinks. In the drive thru btw, and I get the drinks and i'm about to leave and the guy was like "you want your receipt?" and i was like "oh no thanks." and he was like "that wasn't a question." and i was like "i'm sorry" and he's like "you want your receipt" and i was like "... ok, can i have my receipt?" and he gave it to me, folded in half, and on the back was his name and number. And i was thinking "WTF? I look like shit and i get 2 numbers in less than 5 mins, when i try to look nice i'd be lucky to get one." - So that was a good thanksgiving day.
"This week, has REALLY made me reconsider some things."
My cousin is 15, and me and him got to spend a lot of time together, so that was awesome, and exciting. And well, I thought it was a lot of fun to be the "big brother" to my cousin. Soooo I've decided that this summer I'm gonna look into being a "Big Brother" for the YMCA. - b/c I think it too would be a lot of fun.
And so Wednesday I got to see my big Josh at Tyson's Corner Center for lunch, and some browsing of the mall.
Thanksgiving was nice, and I arrived safely back into Morgantown yesterday to spend the weekend with Steve.
And look for a friends only entry soon. It'll be me ranting & raving about the my last night.