Harry is the one I think you'll marry, but it's Chris that you kissed after school

[banananation]

Ok, someone has to do the obligatory Valentine's Day apology and/or condemnation, so I figured it would be me because this is just too creepy (yet sort of funny in an Edward Gorey way):

If I locked you in a cellar,
And tied you up with twine,
Then I would be your only feller
And you'd have to be my Valentine.

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[rhwainwright]

Here's mine:

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove
In valleys, groves, hills, and fields,
We'll have sex and not use lube.