Adult Emails
After thinking it over this evening, I've decided to post some of the absurd adult emails I've received recently.
So - are you available on Saturday nite to go to Crobar?? Bring your friends!! You can also check me out on myspace.com My handle is RSG
Ciao - Sebastian
415.990.9593
golfecho4 at yahoo.com
Ookay - I already tried the nice approach so here's the hardway: Hot guy seeks hot bitches for nasty fuck sessions. Must have at least one of the following traits: Huge titts, beautiful face, long hair w/o bangs, at least 5'8" or any combination of the above will do. remember - all you need is one to get into my pants. Ladies: there are not many things in life that are "SURE THINGS" but I'm one of them.
Okay now for the BULLSHIT:
Most of my girlfriends would say I have an outgoing, extreme personality.
When it comes to my body, I exercise about 3 or 4 times per week, but I do not expect anyone I date to be at my fitness level. I love Hard body girls, but I especially like CURVY women too. Besides you usually have big tits. I love big tits. If your a big girl - that includes you as long as the face is hott too.
I hope to hear from some hot, sexy, confident women who really just want to fuck.- Ciao
Okay - Now for the REAL SHIT:
None of you bitches are for real. I've been on this site for two months and ZERO. Got it, Fucking Zero. What a monumental waste of fucking time...
I dont give a fuck about bitches who are here to inflate thier ego's. I don't give a shit about men posing as chicks with pic's they downloaded from the internet so they can beat off to my pics. I don't fuck with bitches that use other hot girls photo's just to get a response. Fuck all the motherfuckers who are fucking fake poser fucks.
hIT ME BACK if yOU WaNT TO get STUFFED.
Peace Out -
U look great !
Im trying to think of things to get your attention, bad im bad with words.
hi im Dan a regular man with a passion for crazy n wild sex! just thought we chat. Iam an active man that just keeps on giving.
I love kissing stroking sucking eating pussy, and i enjoy spoilig woman.
Im also straight forward new to this so please tell me if you are an independant escort.
of couse you see my Dick and im sure you see alot of them so im attaching a pic of me so you know who i am. Thanks hope to here from YA
Dan!!
You knever know what you might find on a site like this. As long as you not interested in any relationship you should reply.
Bob
I'm impressed that you discuss your intellect in your background. I'm looking for an intellectual person to chat with. I love to talk about seduction and foreplay and want to walk down that path with you.
I am a guy in Lake forrest who just needs to get out there and see what life has to offer. I love the movies and going to dinner. But I can also enjoy a good party,club or bar. I love to eat pussy. and cumming all over you..
Hello I'm Rob I am a 28 year old six foot tall 210 pounds athletically built. I am from Chicago and have no problem traveling. I have light brown hair and sexy hazel eyes. I have a very talented tongue, love to go down, and I am well endowed with 7 inches long and 5 inches of thickness to please with. Also I am completely shaved down there for all you girls that like that. I enjoy totally pleasing my partner. I also love to cuddle and love foreplay immensely. I do have a web cam if you want pictures just tell me where to send them and what kind you want. I hope to hear from you very soon, Rob
I was just writing to intiate some contact between us. I was extremely interested in what you had to say. So what would be your ideal night with a man...and I want both Romantic, and Kinky If I were to choose a romantic night, it would start with Me picking you up, and taking you to a nice restaurant....maybe italian, with some red wine. After that, we could take a nice stroll together, holding hands, stroking each other's backs, kissing playfully. From there, it is onto the carpet in front of the fireplace.....wine and strawberries, and deep passionate kisses.......Hopefully, I am painting you a good picture As far as kinky goes....well, perhaps I could show ya? Hee hee...let me just tell you it involves a bedroom, a padlock, perhaps playful plastic handcuffs, whipped cream.....are you liking what I am saying so far ? I sure hope so....I do not want to turn you off....anyway, If you are interested in a relationship that is d/d free give me a call , I hope I did not affend you but I am really interested in what you had to say and think that I would be perfect for you. I love your profile. Hope you are for real. I'm not looking to settle down, I just want to have fun and to be young and casual as possible. I'm drug and disease free and always play it safe. How about you? What do you like to do? Where do you like to go? I love to travel and have traveled to many places throughout the world. I would really like a "traveling buddy". I just think it would be nice to have someone to get away with and enjoy different places together or for just sex . I like variety and think it'd be fun. If you're still looking, write back to my main email . I have a lot of photos that I can send you if you like. Tell me what you think of them . I also talk too much. I'll shutup now. Hope to hear back from you soon. It would also be nice to meet you in person, if possible. Bye for now, Dominic, Here is my number so we can get things started 815-603-1642.
hi i live in chicago northside. i enjoy fucking , sucking or kissing nice pussy. im 6"0 brown eyes, dark hair. lets meet have few drinks and fuck all night long
What the hell does loquastically didactic mean?
Hey there. You sound like one of the sexiest women I've come across on here, and that's no lie. Your profile interests me, especially since I seem to be what you want.
I'm sure you want someone who's great in bed. Someone who knows how to please a woman, even while she pleases him. Well, while I wouldn't call myself Don Juan, I'm no slouch. Don't have that 2 foot dick that some claim to have, but there's more than enough to get it deep. And how often do you find such a nice guy who's also great in bed?
Not often, that's for sure. So if you want to see what fun we could have together, send me a message back. I'm not a big fan of this email system, but it'll do until we exchange other means of contact. You know you want your time on this site to be worth the effort, and I assure you, I can make that happen.
Don't forget to get back to me
hi my name is Dave I am 28, 5'11 on height, clean, and very hung. I have a very high sex drive and I have a problem keeping my cock down, can you please help me? its a big problem .please take a look at my pics and get back to me, thank U bye
...and my favorite:
i would love to taste your sweet juices
847 406 7159 Jose
New message:
How are you to night i am a 24 male that is 5'11" blond hair and blue eyes and 215 i ove to work out. Your so am cutiei whould love to meet up with you sum time and get to know you better and see what we can do to have a rilly nice good time. From what i can tell in the pic's that you got up there you have a rilly nice smile and a rilly nice set ot titts. I dont what to be rud but i whould love to suck on them and see what els you like me to do to you to make you cum.
So - are you available on Saturday nite to go to Crobar?? Bring your friends!! You can also check me out on myspace.com My handle is RSG
Ciao - Sebastian
415.990.9593
golfecho4 at yahoo.com
Ookay - I already tried the nice approach so here's the hardway: Hot guy seeks hot bitches for nasty fuck sessions. Must have at least one of the following traits: Huge titts, beautiful face, long hair w/o bangs, at least 5'8" or any combination of the above will do. remember - all you need is one to get into my pants. Ladies: there are not many things in life that are "SURE THINGS" but I'm one of them.
Okay now for the BULLSHIT:
Most of my girlfriends would say I have an outgoing, extreme personality.
When it comes to my body, I exercise about 3 or 4 times per week, but I do not expect anyone I date to be at my fitness level. I love Hard body girls, but I especially like CURVY women too. Besides you usually have big tits. I love big tits. If your a big girl - that includes you as long as the face is hott too.
I hope to hear from some hot, sexy, confident women who really just want to fuck.- Ciao
Okay - Now for the REAL SHIT:
None of you bitches are for real. I've been on this site for two months and ZERO. Got it, Fucking Zero. What a monumental waste of fucking time...
I dont give a fuck about bitches who are here to inflate thier ego's. I don't give a shit about men posing as chicks with pic's they downloaded from the internet so they can beat off to my pics. I don't fuck with bitches that use other hot girls photo's just to get a response. Fuck all the motherfuckers who are fucking fake poser fucks.
hIT ME BACK if yOU WaNT TO get STUFFED.
Peace Out -
U look great !
Im trying to think of things to get your attention, bad im bad with words.
hi im Dan a regular man with a passion for crazy n wild sex! just thought we chat. Iam an active man that just keeps on giving.
I love kissing stroking sucking eating pussy, and i enjoy spoilig woman.
Im also straight forward new to this so please tell me if you are an independant escort.
of couse you see my Dick and im sure you see alot of them so im attaching a pic of me so you know who i am. Thanks hope to here from YA
Dan!!
You knever know what you might find on a site like this. As long as you not interested in any relationship you should reply.
Bob
I'm impressed that you discuss your intellect in your background. I'm looking for an intellectual person to chat with. I love to talk about seduction and foreplay and want to walk down that path with you.
I am a guy in Lake forrest who just needs to get out there and see what life has to offer. I love the movies and going to dinner. But I can also enjoy a good party,club or bar. I love to eat pussy. and cumming all over you..
Hello I'm Rob I am a 28 year old six foot tall 210 pounds athletically built. I am from Chicago and have no problem traveling. I have light brown hair and sexy hazel eyes. I have a very talented tongue, love to go down, and I am well endowed with 7 inches long and 5 inches of thickness to please with. Also I am completely shaved down there for all you girls that like that. I enjoy totally pleasing my partner. I also love to cuddle and love foreplay immensely. I do have a web cam if you want pictures just tell me where to send them and what kind you want. I hope to hear from you very soon, Rob
I was just writing to intiate some contact between us. I was extremely interested in what you had to say. So what would be your ideal night with a man...and I want both Romantic, and Kinky If I were to choose a romantic night, it would start with Me picking you up, and taking you to a nice restaurant....maybe italian, with some red wine. After that, we could take a nice stroll together, holding hands, stroking each other's backs, kissing playfully. From there, it is onto the carpet in front of the fireplace.....wine and strawberries, and deep passionate kisses.......Hopefully, I am painting you a good picture As far as kinky goes....well, perhaps I could show ya? Hee hee...let me just tell you it involves a bedroom, a padlock, perhaps playful plastic handcuffs, whipped cream.....are you liking what I am saying so far ? I sure hope so....I do not want to turn you off....anyway, If you are interested in a relationship that is d/d free give me a call , I hope I did not affend you but I am really interested in what you had to say and think that I would be perfect for you. I love your profile. Hope you are for real. I'm not looking to settle down, I just want to have fun and to be young and casual as possible. I'm drug and disease free and always play it safe. How about you? What do you like to do? Where do you like to go? I love to travel and have traveled to many places throughout the world. I would really like a "traveling buddy". I just think it would be nice to have someone to get away with and enjoy different places together or for just sex . I like variety and think it'd be fun. If you're still looking, write back to my main email . I have a lot of photos that I can send you if you like. Tell me what you think of them . I also talk too much. I'll shutup now. Hope to hear back from you soon. It would also be nice to meet you in person, if possible. Bye for now, Dominic, Here is my number so we can get things started 815-603-1642.
hi i live in chicago northside. i enjoy fucking , sucking or kissing nice pussy. im 6"0 brown eyes, dark hair. lets meet have few drinks and fuck all night long
What the hell does loquastically didactic mean?
Hey there. You sound like one of the sexiest women I've come across on here, and that's no lie. Your profile interests me, especially since I seem to be what you want.
I'm sure you want someone who's great in bed. Someone who knows how to please a woman, even while she pleases him. Well, while I wouldn't call myself Don Juan, I'm no slouch. Don't have that 2 foot dick that some claim to have, but there's more than enough to get it deep. And how often do you find such a nice guy who's also great in bed?
Not often, that's for sure. So if you want to see what fun we could have together, send me a message back. I'm not a big fan of this email system, but it'll do until we exchange other means of contact. You know you want your time on this site to be worth the effort, and I assure you, I can make that happen.
Don't forget to get back to me
hi my name is Dave I am 28, 5'11 on height, clean, and very hung. I have a very high sex drive and I have a problem keeping my cock down, can you please help me? its a big problem .please take a look at my pics and get back to me, thank U bye
...and my favorite:
i would love to taste your sweet juices
847 406 7159 Jose
New message:
How are you to night i am a 24 male that is 5'11" blond hair and blue eyes and 215 i ove to work out. Your so am cutiei whould love to meet up with you sum time and get to know you better and see what we can do to have a rilly nice good time. From what i can tell in the pic's that you got up there you have a rilly nice smile and a rilly nice set ot titts. I dont what to be rud but i whould love to suck on them and see what els you like me to do to you to make you cum.