One-shot - Friends With Benefits

[bananyphophany]

Title: Friends With Benefits (a.k.a, men4sex)
Pairing: Masuda/Tegoshi, one-sided Masuda/Ryo, a little Koyama/Tegoshi and Yamashita/Tegoshi
Rating: R
Words: ~10,000
Summary: AU. After a disasterous break up, Tegoshi’s heart isn't ready to invite someone else into his life yet. Unfortunately, his libido is. He signs up to a male hook-up site hoping

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[uchouten]

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

[bananyphophany]

UUUUUUUUUURSSSSSS

[uchouten]

OKAY SO

I REMEMBERED MOST OF IT FROM BEFORE

NOT CUZ I READ IT ... over and over again or anything

BUT

I

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MY HEART.

the ending is..

well.

I think I'll tell you how I feel later ok.

[bananyphophany]

YOUR HEART
lol the ending was as I imagined it would be last year. Which was a long time ago.

[sanjihan]

I HAVE NEEDED YOU THIS IN MY LIFE.

Shige had unhelpfully informed him that he’d thought that every day was ‘me-time’ for Tegoshi, but they’d been friends for a while and he’d gotten quite talented at ignoring Shige.
*rolls around in the amazing TegoShige* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Hot people like him who stopped traffic when they wore skinny jeans didn’t pay for sex.
ROFL Damn right. <3

They started with small talk and a cup of tea, and Tegoshi was wondering if this man was really a top as he’d claimed in his profile, right up until the point Yamapi pushed him up against his wall and shoved his tongue down his throat.
You know… you have a point. I read this and was like, "Yeah." Because he really doesn't seem like he would be, but he DOES. It's an enigma.

thanking his lucky stars that at least Yamapi’s body knew what it was doing, even if his mouth didn’t.
LMAO

mainly because an accomplished playboy would be less likely to moan the wrong name during sex and ruin it for himGood point. Too bad accomplished playboy has minuteman

[bananyphophany]

Hi darling!
I have been in your life for like, almost 2 years now, you weirdo

I love how basically everything you mentioned was fucking TegoShige lololol. ilu.

oh god. His distress is so, so clear.
Credit where credit is due, Misa thought that line up last year when we were discussing this fic and I laughed so hard I cried and then kept the line to use.

Someone should introduce minuteman and the prude
HOW IS YOUR BIAS SO CLEAR it is crazy lol. In my head Shige is straight in this hahahaha. Which is weird, because he is gay in my headcanon...

No one does awkward quite as well as you, darling.
.... sweetheart... I hope that was meant to be a barbed comment, because it REALLY, REALLY sounded like one...

[sanjihan]

... There was a TegoMasu comment.... and note the icon I first used? >.> I CANNOT HELP MY BIASES, OKAY?!

It was a clever double entendre. <3 I show my love that way. You know that. <3 <3 <3

[snowaltz]

♥♥♥

The front parts of the fic made me laughed so much. Yamapi calling out the wrong names and Koyama's less than ideal performance XD

Massu/Ryo actually made me a little uncomfortable, I can't see this pairing as a couple, but I find the way you wrote Ryo to be "looking after" Massu, going to find Tegoshi, endearing.

And I love all your expressions on Massu's hot body! To me, he is the hottest in NEWS, fufufu.

Overall I also like how close to canon the characters and relations are, like the Tegoshi/Shige relationship and awkward Massu ;)

*thumbs up to your fic*

[bananyphophany]

XD Yeah. This fic was me trying my hand at comedy. HAHA.
Misa likes RyoMassu. I'm fairly ambivalent about it. There are pairings I don't like, such as RyoShige and basically anyone/Yamapi, but... XD

Massu does have a really great body! Real muscles. XD It's great. 8D;

Thank you!! :D

[snowaltz]

I used to don't like RyoShige... But there are many good RyoShige fics out there... And when I run out of good KoyaShige and Tegomass fics to read, sometimes I concede and write RyoShige hehe.

[kataomi]

*introducting myself into a conversation that isnt mine sorry ! *

Me I can read ShigeRyo without problem ( Thanks to Hika I think )...But then I cant read anything that is Anyone who isnt Tesshi with Massu. Even if I'm a (obseded) fan of Massu ....I cant find myself reading it... It bothering myself ...I'm a Tegomasu's (overly) biased fan. Sometime I wish I would be a ''everyoneXMassu'' lover XD

[shingung]

ohmooo...i love it!!!!!!!..but oh well i think i dont know any fic of yours that is tegomass that i dont like it...or rather love it

[uchouten]

LOOOoOOL bea I love you really

[shingung]

iilove you too misa..:D

[bananyphophany]

lol Bea. Hi. XD
It's a shame you had a sort of boring time... but glad I could make the ending of your day more... exciting? XD;;

Haha, poor Koyama and Yamapi... I feel guiltier for Koyama's. But haha, it was funny. .__.; And yeah, awkward Massu is always the best. I love him. XD

I'm always writing TegoMass. XD; As soon as I finish one I always just start another. Depressing, maybe? ... nah. XD

Thank you Bea. ♥

[grydo2life]

Nabbing a spot for later. Shall come back to read when I'm actually able to make the words out.

[bananyphophany]

Hi Cici. XD Hope you're not having too much trouble with words now. College is exhausting.

[grydo2life]

They're killing me D: I keep saying "Okay, today I'll read Cait's fic." and then it doesn't happen -fail-
Yes, it really is @____@

[bananyphophany]

Take your time. XD You should only read when you really have the time.