Comments | bandageshark: third day alive.

bandageshark

third day alive.

Feb 28, 2009 23:32

God, this boat is fucked up. But in such a good way.

[An exhausted but clearly-delighted sigh transfers over the communicator along with a puff of static, the sound of Di Roy's light body thudding lethargically against the ground following suit. He cackles to himself a little.]

Flowers? A whole deck full of flowers? Ha~! You've gotta be kidding me, ( Read more... )

creme soda, lobsters, flowersss~, almost like this place, my eye shoots lasers, il forte, what the fuck is this shit

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canttrustliars March 1 2009, 05:02:00 UTC

One lobster is all it takes to change your mind?

bandageshark March 1 2009, 05:03:35 UTC

DUDE

IT WON'T DIE. I shot it with a damn Cero and it didn't die. And then it pinched me and it hurts like a motherfucker and reminded me of all the crap that makes this place suck.

Like serial murderers. And eating toothpaste. And plants. Ugh.

canttrustliars March 1 2009, 05:14:59 UTC

If you couldn't kill it, why did you get close enough for it to pinch you? It sounds like you deserved it, really.

bandageshark March 1 2009, 05:28:16 UTC

I didn't know it was even there in the first place! I was lying in a field of flowers, geez, gimme a break here -- since when have you encountered lobsters in a field of flowers, anyway? And for the record, I'm used to being able to vape things like that in a heartbeat, don't know what the hell's wrong...

[He shoots off another Cero to see if there's any change, which of course there isn't; thank you power dampeners!]

Fuck. Still no good.

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pimp_hat March 1 2009, 05:18:14 UTC

Did joo just get joor ass kicked by a lobstuh?

bandageshark March 1 2009, 05:26:46 UTC

Psh, no. I'm fine.

pimp_hat March 1 2009, 05:29:56 UTC

Uh huh. Was dat why joo were screamin' at da top of joor lungs ovah a lobstuh?

bandageshark March 1 2009, 05:33:30 UTC

IT PINCHED ME. And it hurt. That doesn't mean I got my ass kicked, dammit.

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talkback_stein March 1 2009, 05:43:54 UTC

Why don't you just eat the lobster?

bandageshark March 1 2009, 06:02:45 UTC

...

That is an excellent idea.

One sec.

talkback_stein March 1 2009, 06:04:21 UTC

Glad to be of help, man.

bandageshark March 1 2009, 06:06:54 UTC

[CRUNCH.]

Ow. Fuck. I don't think it liked that. Shit, it got my finger--

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