Comments | bandageshark: first day alive.

bandageshark

first day alive.

Feb 19, 2009 23:00

What the... hell?

I-- ah-- water? There wasn't water in that damnable town, where...? And... a-and the cold's gone, and... I'm alive?

...

This isn't possible. This isn't happening, dammit, it's not. G... Grimmjow, Shawlong, Il Forte... Il Forte, you son of a bitch, I know you're there...! Don't screw with me, I'm sick of it! I'm just as good as any ( Read more... )

don't mock me, il forte, arrival, not dead?, what the fuck is this shit

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teethofneedles February 20 2009, 04:06:59 UTC

Welcome to Hell.

bandageshark February 20 2009, 04:28:42 UTC

Wait.

This is--?!

Fuck, no! I'm not dead, I'm not, I can't be!

...

You're... you're not serious, are you? Come on. Don't mess with my head.

teethofneedles February 20 2009, 04:35:41 UTC

Might as well be Hell, douchebag.

bandageshark February 20 2009, 04:36:54 UTC

Hey, hey, don't get all pissy at me! What'd I do? So you're telling me that this isn't really Hell now?

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bandageshark February 20 2009, 04:30:47 UTC

... so they're not here? They just-- just left me in the dust again?!

Sons of bitches. Why do they always gotta run off ahead...

Where the heck IS this, anyway?

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bandageshark February 20 2009, 04:53:33 UTC

Kid... kidnapped? Why-- who the hell would kidnap me?! They asking to die or something?

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psychoticracer February 20 2009, 05:01:26 UTC

Welcome to the Hellboat, don't mind the psychopaths, unless of course you are one, in which case we have club meetings every month~

bandageshark February 20 2009, 05:05:08 UTC

Another guy calling it Hell, eh. Guess you people are serious... or you're all just completely brainwashed. Guh.

... when are the meetings?

psychoticracer February 20 2009, 05:27:35 UTC

[Cackles.]

Well, someone coined it and the nickname stuck, you know? You're in a place where death isn't permanent, killing anyone is punished by three days in the brig, the Captain is seemingly omnipotent and can do anything from make everyone blind or deaf, change your species, or teleport you into restraints for "punishment." If you had any particular powers or abilities, they're dampened.

Mardamn, I wasn't serious

Know what, I'll ask our secretary Nnoitra when the next one is.

Oh yes - and you should probably stay in your room until the First Mate gives the all clear. There's something nasty roaming the decks.

I wouldn't take that bitch on, and I took on an eight-foot berserk undead swordsman of rot and corrosion...

bandageshark February 20 2009, 05:37:22 UTC

...

Fuck.

What the hell did I do to deserve this...?!

[He sighs.]

How... how nasty is "nasty"? I've dealt with a lot of shit, but from the sound of the crud you're talking about...

Is it really that out of our hands? I better not be treated like a helpless little bitch here, too.

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tamedwolf February 20 2009, 05:12:40 UTC

Ah... You should hurry and go to your room now...

bandageshark February 20 2009, 05:16:41 UTC

Room? I gotta room here? Are they expecting me to stay or something?

Why do I have to hurry, anyway? Might as well look around.

tamedwolf February 20 2009, 05:40:29 UTC

Yep! They provide us with rooms.

Ah! There is a killer on the loose!

bandageshark February 20 2009, 05:42:30 UTC

Pshh. Don't worry, I'll take care of him if he gets anywhere near me. Nice of you to give a damn, though.

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skyion February 20 2009, 10:08:09 UTC

Hello, I'm Tina Ibn Miraaj! I usually run a bar on Deck 8, but I can't really make any drinks right now. But once this over, I'll make you a drink, I promise!

bandageshark February 20 2009, 17:16:18 UTC

A bar? Hey, that doesn't sound so bad, thought this was s'posta be Hell?

Lemme guess. You're hiding 'cause of the murderer, right?

skyion February 21 2009, 01:54:10 UTC

Staying in my room, yes.

bandageshark February 21 2009, 05:56:06 UTC

Chhh.

Well. I might stop by when people quit dying~