i make strange friends when i am obnoxiously drunk. i also tend to dance a lot, even if it is by myself, with 4 gross-ish older men as an audience. this is the nature of guy's living room, and i accept it.

now, some fun images.

first, my winnings from guy's gift exchange party. i think i got the best gift. definitely.

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today i purchased christmas presents for my jew family. they're christmas presents because there are not eight per person, as there would be t'were they hannukah presents. and saying "holiday presents" is simply retarded ( Read more... )

bitches is wastin my time. WASTIN IT.

so, i'm a genius and i figured out some fancy (you would laugh at me if you actually knew anything about computers-fancy) thing and now i can finish watching where the buffalo roam. wooooooo bill murrayyy ( Read more... )

this is not art. caravaggio painted it first, i am just a lowly copycat (by assignment.)
but
as far as my drawings go, i do like it.


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it is official: i just threw up. twice!

also official: i am fuckedy fuck fucked

right now my body is telling me to go to the bathroom, close the door, and throw up ( Read more... )

i feel as though i am getting sick ( Read more... )

Well I was shacked up down in Mobile with a girl from New York City ( Read more... )

i can't concentrate
i was thinking about
animus and shit
and i think
i have seen the face of pure evil
it was not my own face
it was this face:


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