Pour Me Something Tall and Strong...It's Five'o'clock Somewhere

[bandandy]

Uh-Oh! It's tax day everybody! Did you send in your returns? I already did! I owe the state $0 because I don't think I made enough money, or they forgot about me. And the feds owe me a cool $300, because I don't vote yet

Comments

wtF!?!?!?

[anonymous]

who gets a GUN for easter???

caroline. again.

Re: wtF!?!?!?

[bandandy]

Ok, so it was actually two Pellet Guns, one a rifle and one a handgun. But, if he ever brandishes either of them around a cop, it's as good as a real gun because he's as good as dead.