Oh man, I know a couple of posts back I promised y’all a little feature called “Tales of Andy.” I just wanted to let you know that it hasn’t been canned, but it’s also not done. You will see it…eventually. Same thing with Project: Moose, for those of you who know what the hell I’m talking about ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't know, or haven't scanned my info page at least, I live in Cicero. That's number one, number two is that I've been hanging on to the remnants of a Blockbuster gift card for quite some time, since Christmas 2002. And finally, number three is that last year, when Gregory Peck passed away, my English teacher recommended one ( Read more... )

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In keeping with my whole tradition of telling y’all about movies I’ve seen an entire week after I’ve actually seen them. I saw this fine form of modern cinema Wednesday, opening night. I must warn you, I get a little giddy when I see a good movie and tend to drop MOUNTAINS of spoilers for those that haven’t seen it ( Read more... )

How about the names my parents almost named me?

Finally, next month, after my birthday…

Well, this has been…enlightening.

Ok, let’s break this down one at a time. It’s nice to see my policy of never using pick-up lines and trying real hard to talk to girls not their breasts is garnering points in the flirting department. As for kissing, well, that’s expected because I’ve already gathered “feedback.” Cuddling, hah! I’m 6’4”, I can hardly fit on most beds/couches ( Read more... )

Har Har Har. I love the fact that in my last post I came close to promising an update soon. Silly silly Andy. Anyways, while I work on a real update, here's a little something I cooked up to whet your appetite (ahem, Lauren, ahem). Stay on the lookout for Tales of Andy. I think you'll like it ( Read more... )

Man, I do hate the fact that I can't get to this thing on a regular basis. Of course, that's why I write long posts, to even it out. So, to those of you who are allergic to reading for long periods of time or something, don't be afraid to take my posts in small chunks. It's not like you're going to miss anything ( Read more... )

I was just looking at my last post. I was considering deleting it because it was definitely NOT quality word smithing. Yes, that's right, I consider writing to be akin to any sort of smithery. Blacksmithing, silver smithing, you name it. Every word, every punctuation and every idea must be expertly struck while the iron's hot. I eventually ( Read more... )