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bandgeek

Just something funny for your Saturday.

Feb 26, 2005 15:22

The Best Actual Headlines of 2004:

( courtesy of my father )

Comments 6

dualbunny February 26 2005, 20:37:07 UTC

Confirmable or not, I was laughing really hard by the end. ;D

bandgeek February 26 2005, 22:24:32 UTC

Hee! I think "Kids Make Healthy Snacks" is my favorite.

missmurchison February 26 2005, 23:11:50 UTC

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Well, I was once assigned to write a plan to make sure that my job would get done if I and my entire staff were killed in a horrible disaster. So don't be surprised at what the corporate world will demand of workers!

bandgeek February 27 2005, 17:57:14 UTC

Wow. So what was your plan?

thisficklemob March 1 2005, 14:55:07 UTC

1. Buy ancient artifact on e-Bay....

Finally read these, and they were great. The best thing was that some of them might not have gotten a second look from me if they weren't on this list. Whereas others you just know the typesetters were wincing as they put them together.

bandgeek March 1 2005, 15:03:38 UTC

::snerk::