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So today thomas and I were laying in bed and I was fondling his package and he goes stop and I was like shh im just inspecting it and he goes who r u the weenie police? And I was like well yes sir I am. And as defender of all things weenie I belive ur in direct violation of penile code 127 which states that ur girl friend is aloud to fondle ur ( Read more... )

well for those of you who dont know. Im engaged. I assumed it would feel like life altering and totaly amazing but it feels the same. I mean theres really not much for me and thomas to do besides get married so. He gave me a ring on christmas. Its nice, small but nice. Weve decided to get married on November 11th either 2011 or 2012. Well actually ( Read more... )

I started at the hospital on the second. Its been ok so far. The first few weeks I wanted to die cuz it was so boring. They had me on days. And ofcouse they put me with suzi fucking sunshine. I swear this girl shit rainbows she was so perky. I guess I should be grateful that she was nice and not a complete bitch. Although no one there has earned ( Read more... )

omg i am so fucking mad right now. id like to rip ur fucking head off and shit down ur neck. ur a fucking douch bad idiot.

So yesterday was a winner. It snowed all day and t was at drill. After I picked him up we decided to go to panchos for dinner. Well we were going to park and hit a patch of ice and my back passenger door slammed into the back of alma longorias car. It just gots to show how cheaply made my car is cuz my back door is totaled and her car didn't even ( Read more... )

So I started the hosp today wearing heals. And it has sucked. My pants r too tight the cafe doesn't take debit. Everything I need is at opposite ends of the place and my feet r killing me. Not to mention I've got a killer bladder infection and have to pee every five seconds. Please somebody put me out of my missory.

Ok so the good news is i got the job at the hospital and they were ready to take me as early as the 3rd. The bad news is that sonya didnt relese me that early. so now i have to wait like at least a month. Im not sure cuz i talked to the hr lady at the hospital and she said december 18th and when i told barbra she said sonya told her that she was ( Read more... )

guess who's got a interview at the hospital. oh yeah thats right i do. what what bitches!!!!

So i know i say this shit all the time but I'm seriously starting to think no wait scratch that, its starting to be confermed that I work with a bunch of total tards. I think that Oakwood will hire any fucking looser off the street to take care of your loved ones. Maybe I'm just high speed. Maybe I understand simple directions. But it seems to me ( Read more... )