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Procastinator's Creed:
1) I believe that if anything worth doing, if would have been done already.
2) I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or fins excuses.
3)I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration
4) I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them
5) I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations
6) I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regarless of the amount oftime given
7) I shall never forget the the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally smallm is not exactly zero
8) If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year
9) I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind
10) I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11) I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to begining the greater task
12) I know the the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, wait/wait/plan
13) I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about fover
14) I will become a memeber of the Ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (The Procastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized
1) I believe that if anything worth doing, if would have been done already.
2) I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or fins excuses.
3)I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration
4) I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them
5) I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations
6) I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regarless of the amount oftime given
7) I shall never forget the the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally smallm is not exactly zero
8) If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year
9) I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind
10) I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11) I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to begining the greater task
12) I know the the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, wait/wait/plan
13) I will never put off tomorrow, what I can forget about fover
14) I will become a memeber of the Ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (The Procastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized