"But what if that seagull is giving birth?!"

[bandhat]

I stayed home today. I have an infection. It HURTS.

I got cool new medicine that will turn my pee brown. I can't wait!

My doctor bitched at me. All of them bitch at me. They want me to stop losing weight. Fact of the matter is, I wouldn't mind being emaciated when my Crohns disease relapses and I can't eat/digest again. Bones look nice.

I'm bored.

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[the_stack]

Queen!

I had the song "Fat Bottomed Girls" dedicated to me XD

[bandhat]

Bahaha. That rocks.