so i was thinking. if i were homeless and i needed a cigarette i would find someone smoking and ask, "can i me a smoke?" how could you say no to that?

screw summer. i fucking love winter.

i smell like a forest.

i love unexplained bruises.

mmm... pie beer.

happy thanksgiving.

i am thankful for the bottle of tequila that is in my closet. what are you thankful for?

kelly clarkson looks good now. i still don't like her songs, but she looks good.

and i saw ellen's american express commercial. i laughed. god. i love that lesbian.

now im changing the channel. or like. reading or something.

my psychology teacher said that we shouldn't use the phrase, "i got gyped." because it is offensive to gypsies.

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yeah, that's all i have to say.

god, why does tv suck so much now?

ugh. isn't gwen stefani dead yet? jesus.