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[bandolero]

today was a horrible day. i was walking down the sidewalk and accidentally stepped on a wooden board with a cinderblock in the middle, some old lady happened to be standing on the other side and she went flying! you should have seen it. anyway she fuckin flew through the air and collided into a passing news helicopter, which then crashed into..what

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[maxxxkok]

"your mom called about you coming around tomorrow
then LIZ rang about you two eating out tonight
then your mom rang back to see if i wanted to ear HER out tonight"

"what am i going ot do ed?"

"i was just kidding about your mom you know..."