Quite possibly the best weekend I've ever had. More on that later.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/06/14/icymi-bushs-blind-item-of-the-day/

Bush, not realizing the reporter asking the question is blind, mocks the man. Nice one.

"Ned Wyner, age 11, is the youngest person to work the Straight Wharf Gate"

Did you know that? I did. Because I've had this Nantucket Nectars cover before. Never have I had a repeat. Ever.

So, usually I don't update this sleeping giant too often anymore, but I had to post this... Why, you ask? Because its insanely retarded ( Read more... )

So, I don't know about everyone else, but I have no problems with bongo drums. Or at least I didn't until recently. It started sometime last week, while it was raining. Thats the first time I noticed it. I shrugged it off, figuring it was the rain hitting something and making that noise. But then it was sunny, and the noise kept on going. It ( Read more... )

So in the event anyone was curious, I've got a new co-op job starting in July. I'll be working in the locked psych unit at New England Medical Center. Should be cool. They called me today and told me I'll be making a base rate of $12.25/hr for Monday-Friday day work. I get more on weekends/evenings/overnights. Boss. Thats all really.

First off - Fuck that guy from Napoleon Dynamite. It really wasn't that great of a movie. "Uh, are you gonna finish those tots?" Fuck that guy. It was stupid, not funny - stupid. And now this guy has the same role in that movie The Benchwarmers, only this time he's wearing a helmet. Way to have versitility, champ. Anyone wants to pay me a ( Read more... )

So I was out at Punter's Pub last night with Steve and Corey, and we were playing songs off of their jukebox (awesome jukebox by the way). So kind of as a joke/stab at Steve, I played "Runaway" by Bon Jovi. When it came on, some chick in the corner of the room goes "Aw, yeah! This is my jam!" It was friggen hilarious. Score.

I thought it my civic duty to make everyone aware of the true meaning of Valentine's Day. In this work-a-day world of hustle and bustle, we often forget from where special days such as today originate. We all know that Christmas is to celebrate Santa's birthday... no, wait... Jesus's birthday, but how many of us really remember the story of ( Read more... )

Fuck snow. Fuck winter.