9th scam: Vote for the Bunny Party, Action

[bane_of_reisen]

*In the middle of town there is a large stage that was built there in the night. All around it are banner's and Balloon's that say things like, "Vote For Tewi", and "We can give you what you want". There are bunnies hoping around handing out and posting flies that has Tewi dressed like Uncle same. On the stage there is a Podium, and behind it is

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[stop_it_tewi]

Tewi... just what do you think you're doing?!

[bane_of_reisen]

I'm running for mayor, what does it look like?

*Have a bunny putting a "Vote for Tewi" Button on your chest.*

[stop_it_tewi]

*Reisen takes off the button and throws it away*

D-don't treat this like some kind of game! You're not doing anything but getting people angry at you at this rate!

[bane_of_reisen]

But Reisen, all campaigns are like this. You are supposed to make the other side look bad.

And that button was very hard to make. Look, you made the bunnies cry.

*Yup, one of the bunnies is crying. He worked hard on that button*

[hourai_branch]

I didn't know you were running!

[bane_of_reisen]

I have been thinking about it for a few day's now Hime-sama. I decided I am perfect for the role.

[hourai_branch]

Well good luck, Inaba!

[bane_of_reisen]

Thank you Hime-sama! I wish Reisen believed in me like you do.

[numanstan]

[Just... icon. Right at her.] Y'say that like it wouldn't take me at most five hours to fix whatever's wrong with my hair.

[bane_of_reisen]

5 hours you could have spent saving this town from gang members!

[numanstan]

I'll put on a hat or somethin' and fix it later! No sense in rushin' it.

[bane_of_reisen]

But wouldn't that give you hat hair, and make it worse?

[beatssuperpaper]

You might also add that Lambda is into little girls, and would spend the entire time lazing around in bed eating sweets and nothing else.

[bane_of_reisen]

Oh, that's some good stuff. Though why are you helping smear her? Aren't you two close?

[beatssuperpaper]

Are we? You might be thinking of someone else.

Did I mention that Lambda often voices her surprise over Santa Clause* not existing, and believes that paper can beat rock in rock/paper/scissors, which might hint at her overall capacity for strategy. Oh, you could also point out that her favorite color seems to be pink, and that if she were elected, she might pinkify everything.

[*OOC: Actually, Lambda just pretended to be surprised, but that's not stopping Bern]

[bane_of_reisen]

Really? Then she really is not suited for this job. I will tell this to everyone. Though Pink is not too bad, if not overdone.

Still... I have done my research, and you are... close to her.

1/2

[ilmeccanico]

What's... miss, miss, what are you d-wow!

Re: 1/2

[ilmeccanico]

Miss, where have you find your ears? Is it a bunnyfest?

[bane_of_reisen]

No it isn't Bunny fest, though that is something I would have if I get elected.

These bunny ears are my actual ears.

[ilmeccanico]

Ooh, it sounds funny! But... elected for what?

Really? Can you be... a real talking chimera? Papa didn't want to show me the one he made so this is the first time I see someone like you!