10th Scam: One Pissed off Bunny

[bane_of_reisen]

THAT ELECTION WAS RIGGED

Comments

[convallariaceae]

You're treading thin ice. Be quiet.

[bane_of_reisen]

Oh, I know you cheated to flower girl! There's no way my cute looks lost to your old saggy breasts!

[convallariaceae]

If you wish to avoid long, painful torture I suggest you be quiet...now.

I have not forgotten your little speech.

[bane_of_reisen]

You think I can about you right now lady? I worked hard for that campaign and all I get is three votes? I will be pissed off, and I will say bad things about you. I know Eirin warned me, but I don't care. I can escap your slow butt any day of the week.

I am not afraid of you.

And Reimu is better then you.

[hourai_branch]

Sorry Inaba.

[bane_of_reisen]

Hime-sama, you voted for me right?

[hourai_branch]

Nope.

[bane_of_reisen]

B-But why Hime-sama?

[mr_blandy_bland]

I don't think America would fix his own election.

His president's elections, maybe, but not his own.

[bane_of_reisen]

Oh, America is corrupt right down to the very bone!

[mr_blandy_bland]

He can be like that sometimes...but he still made an effort to have other people he doesn't know personally to count the votes, though.

[bane_of_reisen]

Still, I don't trust him. Is he democrat or republican?

[numanstan]

[Hey, hear that laughter coming over the phones?

Because it's rather loud.]

[bane_of_reisen]

Shut up! You probably got all the girls voting for you because you have rock star hair!

[numanstan]

D'you really think so? I was sorta bankin' on people only rememberin' the sparkles and mistakin' me for Rome or somethin'.

[bane_of_reisen]

... Your worse then I thought...

[hop_toit_udonge]

Inaba. What did I tell you about Yuuka?

[bane_of_reisen]

Master, I am pissed off about what happened. Can't I rage without worrying she will get pissed off?

[hop_toit_udonge]

This has nothing to do with that.

[bane_of_reisen]

Then what does it? Are you afraid she will kill me?