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[suninmymouth7]

hello all, haven't talked to you in a while. I'm john, and if your trying to think up a sick twisted way to intimidate your teachers, cut yourself. It's hilarious, but just dont get sent to guidance, cause that sucks when they call your parents. But i so own my teachers now. And when i did it, i felt like sharing because it worked so well

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[metal__h3art]

John Anderson?

[suninmymouth7]

yeah...who's this?

[catxjopp]

what about just the general population, don't they come into play with being scared of you once they see this, or just countering it and making your life a living hell?

[are_u_happy]

kidnapped fetus?!?

[apryll_x_teerz]

interesting.

[poetik__tragedy]

Or, another way to freak out teachers is to sit there in study hall, listening to music, and then move to sit on the floor. then, when the bitch sub asks you to sit in your chair, complain you MUST go to the bathroom so you don't soil your pants. when she wont let you go, complain that public schools cant handle our eccentricities (spelling on that), and that you wish you were in a private school, and when the teacher tries to pink slip you, go to the bathroom first AND call her a republican on the way out.

sure freaks the shit out of our bitch substitute, she hasn't done anything bad since that.

[suninmymouth7]

lmao, that was so great, i didn't even actually have to go to the bathroom.

[poetik__tragedy]

haha, we had her today (tuesday) and she was being all nice and she's like
"is john here?" and when we said no she like breathed a sigh of relief and smiled.. come back to our study, we miss you!

and yes, i did hear about that kidnapped fetus. we spent all spanish talking about it. quite odd.