i'm bored
1. When was the last time you saw a duck in person?:
recently, sometimes they come around the house. like, with the space whales.
2. Would you ever get one of those old school "mom" tattoos with the heart?:
hell no
3. How often do you change your pillow cases?:
when I remember to do laundry?
4. How many people do you know named Dan?:
idk, at least one I'm sure
5. Are you a Giants fan?:
only when they ain't stepping on me
6. Last time you went pumpkin picking?:
I don't think I've ever been.
7. Do you prefer eating corn straight off the cob or corn already taken off the cob?:
cob, barbecued.
8. Would you want your family to go on Wife Swap?:
oh my god no
9. What is the first letter of your Facebook password?:
I don't got a facebook
10. Does that password have to do with a love interest?:
n/a
11. Ever made a fake screenname on AIM and tricked someone with it?:
nope
12. Most embarassing AIM screenname you've ever had?:
i don't remember!
13. How old is your current e-mail address?:
idk I keep getting new ones but people keep finding me anyway. I blame telepaths.
14. Do you own any jewelry with real diamonds in it?:
own?
15. Latest you went shopping at a grocery store?:
man idk
16. Last time you conversed with someone in a language other than English?:
this morning
17. Do you have a mousepad?:
nope
18. Last video you favorited on YouTube?:
uuuh i don't have an account to do that with, I don't really do much there besides watch shit if somebody links it.
19. How old was the oldest guy that ever hit on you?:
auughhhh hahaha I'm not telling
20. Last time you received a postcard?:
years ago
21. Ever sent a secret to PostSecret? Did it appear in the book or on the website?:
naw
22. Have you ever left a secret in a PostSecret book?:
no
23. Do you like chocolate with coconut filling?:
SURE
24. Do you know anyone who is lactose intolerant?:
probably
25. Ever had Soy yogurt?:
yeah, EW.
26. How old is the last person you crushed on?:
pass
27. Are you currently mad at any of your friends right now?:
I LOVE EVERYBODY.
28. What was the first thing you ate today?:
beer.
29. Do you ever play the McDonald's monopoly game?:
I did once a long time ago, but it was a group effort and we ended up being disqualified because of the return address, ahaha.
30. When you were little, did you think your heart was actually heart-shaped?:
no
31. Do you find natural-looking girls prettier or the ones with lots of makeup and plastic surgery?:
all natural baby
32. What's the most boring guy's name out there?:
JACK.
33. What's the most expensive car you've seen?:
I'd never kiss and tell.
34. Do you know how to play Mahjong?:
yeah
35. Do you have any skirts longer than knee-length?:
LET ME GO LOOK IN MY CLOSET
36. What was the name of the last pet you had?:
Logan
37. Ever see the Misfits live?:
yep
38. What did the stamp look like on the last letter you mailed?:
who mails shit anymore?
39. Do you know anyone whose name is actually a nickname (ex. instead of naming the kid Nathaniel and calling him Nathan for short, Nathan would be the actual name on the birth certificate)?:
what
40. What's the farthest you've gone with someone you weren't dating?:
uhh
41. What grade were you in when your school stopped offering recess?:
uuuuuuuuuuuh
42. What do you remember doing at recess when you were in elementary school?:
43. When you think of "Jamie", do you think it's a more masculine or feminine name?:
dudes
44. Ever blown your nose in school?:
lol sure
45. Do you wear certain necklaces/bracelets/rings in the shower?:
no
46. Ever had a green ring on your finger from wearing cheap rings for too long?:
no
47. Ever had a promise ring?:
lol no
48. What about one of those "I'll wait until marriage" rings (I think they're called purity rings or something)?:
n..o
49. What is the shortest time you've heard of people being together before getting married?:
a few drunken minutes in vegas
50. Are any of your friends currently pregnant?:
either that or alien gestation!
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