THE EPIC LIST OF BREAST EUPHEMISMS, as compiled by #cfudbadfic and Yukari
- breasts
- mammaries
- fruits
- milkjugs
- udders
- suckholes (nipples... I assume)
- milkglobes
- dairybombs
- girlspheres
- baby feeders
- milkguns (nipples)
- milkbags
- tits
- milkholes (nipples)
- milkcaps (areolae)
- milksacks
- muskmelons
- cantaloupe
- chestballs
- milkmakers
- melons
- spheres
- gifts
- tats
- milkholders
- milksquirters
- milktanks
- teats
- flesh balloons
- chestglobes
- milkfruits
- breastcandies (nipples)
- milk machines
- milkcannons
- milkshakes
- pumpkins
- milk balloons
- mommy juice machine
- titstem (unknown part)
- poles
- titcap (nipple)
- milksphere
- grapefruits
- mommy juice blaster (probably nipple)
- tétàs
- milkbomb
- mommy juice shooters (nipples)
- lady melons
- globes
- dairy spheres
- baby feed bags
- chestbombs
- watermelons
- mother's milk machines
- baby juice bags
- baby feed caps (nipples)
- ultrafruits
- girlfruits
- girlglobes
- juice jugs
- mommy bombs
- milkmelons
- chestglobes
- cans
- milk containers
- megafruit
- orbs
- baby feed tank
- chestmelon
- juice jugs
[12:32] The list for female genitalia euphemisms came out much shorter, but highlights include "crotch mouth", "fish hole" and "cocksqueezer".
[12:33] I liked "furry baby hole"
[12:33] That was good too. And "kitty".
[12:34] You know, I'm amazed "coconuts" isn't on the breast list considering how many times milk was referred to as "coconut juice", and since there's "grapefruits" and "pumpkins" and... "muskmelons". Maybe we missed it.
[12:35] Was 'axe wound' on the list?
[12:36] Because I've always found 'axe wound' and 'beef flaps' to be the most disgusting.
[12:36] Alas, I don't believe so.
[12:36] just always makes me go 'gosh, really? really?'
[12:36] Hooray
Context is not for the weak.