all girls are cock suckers...thats hilarious. well unless of course theyve never done it or are lesbians. but if theyve done it even once, they are forever a cocksucker. sorry women, i could hear you roar if your mouth wasnt full of semen. im not trying to be offensive here...although obviously it is very offensive. im just pointing out a fact that ( Read more... )

so tonight was pretty fun. went to a party straight out of the american pie/cant hardly wait genre. all the elements were there ( Read more... )

sooo, just got back from austin where i saw a certain band by the name of Burden Brothers. ok for those of you out of the loop, the burden brothers is basically todd lewis' new band...todd lewis being the lead singer of the now broken up toadies. but did that stop todd? oh no, not only did he they play 11 amazing BB songs, but they threw in i come ( Read more... )

fuck you superdrag. FUCK YOU. you make me so fucking happy and make me so angry that all music is not as fucking flawless as you. you are the most consistent band ever, constantly improving, yet never losing your amazing unique sound. go to www.superdrag.com if you dont believe me people. this is outstanding music. i heard this once, and it could ( Read more... )

so...yea. a few observations ive recently made. one, most people at pool halls have horrible taste in music. i mean, cmon, we can only listen to "rollin" and metallica one time before it becomes migraine worthy. and we've all met our once-a-lifetime limit. second, emo kids under the age of 18 really don't know shit. i talked to a group of them and ( Read more... )

another day of not being able to work. dear god i want to work. i need money. if i go without working these next 2 weeks im going to go crazy. and prolly spend most of my savings. damn this cursed life of bling-blinging. muaha. today i picked up some sparta merch, the warped tour cd, some b&b merch, and the elusive good life weezer import. last ( Read more... )

so i go into the doctors office today just to consult on the MRI's of my ankle, and 20 minutes later im being fitted into a cast that goes all the way to my knee. jesus christ, this is horseshit. so now i have to wear this thing for 3 weeks. i get over my back and now im in a cast. oh well, on a better note, i met a beautiful girl last night and ( Read more... )

a night of bowling and growing frustrations for a certain female. i swear its joanna all over again, but this time i care about the person and dont want to lose respect for them. oh well. no use holding out for something thats prolly not gonna happen. time to find me a bus station skank. or not. i think my standards are to high. damn my ( Read more... )

last night i laughed more than i ever have before. i have such a good time at dereks place. we read cumulative story books from dereks 4th grade class. oh dear god. these kids are genious. these stories were so odd. and dereks was just a straight rip off of land before time. it was totally a you-had-to-be-there experience. and those are always the ( Read more... )

just got home from work. today was a long agonizing painful 10 hours of wal mart torture. but it was worth it, because i was so out of it due to last night, where me April, jane and ziggy went clubbing. April and her boyfriend just broke up, so we decided it was time for a night out to help alleviate any pain. started off the festivities with ( Read more... )