To All of My Wonderful Friends in/from North Carolina ( Read more... )

Oh, my god. Becky. I am so excited ( Read more... )

I find it funny how someone can claim to be your friend, yet not offer you so much as a bag of chips when they go to get a sub, knowing you haven't eaten all day and probably won't.

Now, you may think I'm being humorous, but alas ( Read more... )

So, as we all know, I have plenty of love for everyone ( Read more... )

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I just watched tonight's episode of 'Lost' and I am...

Excited
Shocked
Excited
Elated
Upset
Excited

And excited.

Damn you, Locke.

"I want to have a place that sells cottage cheese and call it 'The Cottage Cottage'." - Sebastian

"Whiteville: It's a great place to lose your mind. It's fucking crazy out there." - Brian

"Simple. Affordable. Easy. Cremation." - Brian

"I think I'm getting wrist cancer." - Me

Drew: "You're playing with fire. He's playing with fire. Sebastian, do you know what happens when you play with fire?"
Sebastian: "I don't care as long as fire keeps it's shorts on."

Drew was in his undies. And addressing himself as fire. Just so you know.

Damn it, it was funny to me.

There is a man named Troy ( Read more... )