WHo is letting the pregnant chick sit unattended?

[banrigh]

brain is GONE!  locked keys in trunk of car on wednesday.  almost forgot to get the dog's prescription food and he was nearly out,  and last night - left the oven on!  seriously I am a menace to society with how utterly ditzy I am

Comments

[kitmouse]

Transformers are cooler than Tinkerbell. They're more than meets the eye, you know.

[batosai]

exactly
tink is merely what meets the eye

[banrigh]

nah- you know Tink is a dirrrrttttyyy girl. *wiggles eyebrows*

[banrigh]

*groansss*

[towering_tart]

You locked your keyes in the trunk before you were pregnant too.
Juuuuuuuust sayin'.
But in your defense, poking and jiggling do not cause retardation. Transformers cause retardation.

[banrigh]

T farted at me after reading your response - pardon me while I pass out. *thunk*

[xinamarie]

Ah, pregnesia...I've taken to writing everything down.

Poking and jiggling your belly is absolutely fine. There's your skin, a layer of fat, a big ol' muscle-y uterus, and amniotic fluid to buffer pretty much anything you do. He'll be fine. T will be fine, too.

[banrigh]

THANK YOU!

seriously DUDE I shouldn't have to write down that I turned the oven on though. man. I teased T about letting me burn the house down.

[redseth]

That is not what will leave dents in the babies head....

(ducking & running for safety now!)