Okay, so what's even funnier is that my granddad had a hired hand with a speech impediment. There was a bar down the road from the ranch, where lots of the hired hands (and my grandpa, actually) would get together for a beer or two at night.
The ranch is on the Missouri River. One night, there was a flood, and the hired hand was in the bar, bellied up, when the water started flowing through.
Someone asked him if maybe they ought to move on out?
His reply: "Wet or dry... We don't give a schritt." He stayed for another hour to finish up his drinks and smokes.
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Okay, so what's even funnier is that my granddad had a hired hand with a speech impediment. There was a bar down the road from the ranch, where lots of the hired hands (and my grandpa, actually) would get together for a beer or two at night.
The ranch is on the Missouri River. One night, there was a flood, and the hired hand was in the bar, bellied up, when the water started flowing through.
Someone asked him if maybe they ought to move on out?
His reply: "Wet or dry... We don't give a schritt." He stayed for another hour to finish up his drinks and smokes.
It's now a family standard!
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