From freshgroundfemm...

In the year 2005 I resolve to:
Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers.

Get your resolution here.

My friend Tony sent me this ( Read more... )

I can't even find him attractive anymore and I used to think he would still be hot encrusted in shit. He is such a psychotic bastard. I hope his little Catholic weenie falls off. Oh... and he gets to perform blow jobs in hell on really drunk guys that can never cum... for an eternity.

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Thanks to Karma, my bud....

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Check out my Morality! 77% liberal, 23% conservative

I'm a O88-C21-E93-A79-N60 Big Five!!

MMMmmm I wanted to post his picture, but my jacked up ghetto account won't let me. I can't wait until his solo album comes out. Don't worry, when we marry I won't forget about you all. You can come stay at the mansion and hang with me and Rob. I just want to lick that man. He makes me squeal. Panty slushy! Leave a comment

I feel like a bag of squashed assholes. My ulcer thing is acting up and I am very clumsy... stepping off curbs on accident, rounding corners poorly and ending up bouncing off the wall that I was trying to walk around. I am not trying to imply that it isn't fun to watch, but it is a good thing that I don't drive a fork lift anymore, or operate a ( Read more... )

Got this from Sappho. She's cool.


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Well my daughter is on a plane on her way to Mexico right now. I hope that she and Mexico survive her spring break. I can't even begin to get my head around all that can go wrong with her on the loose and being of drinking age for the area. Whew. I am not going to think about stuff that I can't do anything about right now...he hehe maybe never ( Read more... )

So these are the results of my three most dated signs....
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