Ahh, vacation. It's a pleasant time of the year. I haven't put real pants on since I got back from Mass, and I undoubtedly smell bad. I've been drinking beer and playing video games. It's nice work if you can get it ( Read more... )

I was going to have some tortilla chips
but then i realized I don't have any tortilla chips
so I took goldfish crackers and split them in half and put them in a bowl
and I'm pretending that they are chips

I guess it makes me kind of a loser, but sometimes Scrubs makes me a little sniffly.

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One of my lifelong ambitions (I set the bar low) is to be called an asshole by a telemarketer ( Read more... )

I walked into the bedroom today and noticed the smell of burning hair. I lay down, and one of the cats approaches.
I notice a bald spot and the fact that he reeks of both burning hair and having learned a lesson.

Life is nice!

I don't understand how an adult--or semi-adult like me--can have a home/apartment without having a bookshelf of some sort. While mine doesn't have the finest reading material around, it's at least got something. WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY'RE ON THE SHITTER?

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